*preorders*
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I love it when I tell doctors that I’m a LARPer and an endurance hiker and one of the most frustrating things about chronic pain is how hard it is to go to the park and do my favorite physical activites, and they’ll look at me like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick and ask, “Have you tried exercising?”
Brother, you don’t even know how bad I wish we could try exercising rn
Chronic illness patients: so I really like to do [physical activity] but it’s gotten like, physically hard to do lately
Genius doctors: have you tried increasing your physical activity?
“I’m so fucking good at health.”
I once had to patiently tell a doctor “I don’t really think it’s ethical to ask me to exercise my way out of a pain spike?” and she looked like it was the first time she’d ever really thought about it.
Fun fact: some chronic illnesses get WORSE with more exercise. Enough that for one it is literally on the wikipedia page. Guess what doctors still suggest as a first option when you have it?
Guess.
Go on. Guess.
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M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
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i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard
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till deactivation do us part
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No. I insist. Let me kill myself at the foot of your bed tonight. Its the least I can do, since you spotted me a couple bucks last week
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GIVE IT UP FOR WHALE FALL WEDNESDAY
people seem to be way ahead of me so happy whale fall wednesday to those who celebrate
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I think hrt should also give you lycanthropy if you want it to
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